{"id":202,"date":"2009-02-26T05:08:41","date_gmt":"2009-02-26T11:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bredemusic.com\/2009\/02\/26\/too-many-dicks-on-the-dance-floor\/"},"modified":"2009-02-26T05:08:41","modified_gmt":"2009-02-26T11:08:41","slug":"too-many-dicks-on-the-dance-floor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bredemusic.com\/2009\/02\/26\/too-many-dicks-on-the-dance-floor\/","title":{"rendered":"Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Check the lyrics:<\/p>\n

Too many dicks on the dance floor
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Too many dicks)
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Too many dicks)
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Too many dicks)<\/p>\n

Going to the party
\nSippin’ on Barcadi
\nI wanna meet a hottie
\nBut there’s Adam, Steve and Marty
\nThere’s Billy Tod and Tommy
\nThey’re on leave from the army
\nThe only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami<\/p>\n

Tell the fellas make it understood
\nIt aint no good if there’s too much wood
\nMake sure you know before you go
\nThe dance floor bro\/ho ratio
\nFive to One is a brodeo
\nTell Steve and Mike its time to go
\nWait outside all night to find
\nTwenty dudes in a conga line<\/p>\n

Too many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Easy to fix)
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Spread out the dicks)<\/p>\n

Too many dudes with too many dicks
\nToo close to my shit
\nToo hard to meet chicks
\nI need better odds
\nMore broads, less rods
\nI came to do battle, Scadaddle with the Cattle-Prods<\/p>\n

Too many men
\nToo many boys
\nToo many misters
\nNot enough sisters
\nToo much time on too many hands
\nNot enough ladies too many mans<\/p>\n

Too many dicks
\nToo many dongs
\nToo many shlongs
\nNow sing this song<\/p>\n

Too many dicks on the dance floor
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\nToo many dicks
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\nToo many dicks
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\n(Too many dicks)<\/p>\n

Going to the party
\nSipping on Barcadi
\nI wanna meet a hottie
\nBut there’s Alex, Steve and Roddy,
\nThere’s Billy, Ted and Tommy
\nThey’re over from the army,
\nThe only boobs I’ll see tonight would be made of oragami
\nTell the fella’s, Make it understood
\nIt aint no good, if there’s too much wood
\nMake sure you know, before you go
\nThe ddancefloor bro hoe ratio
\nFive to One is a rodeo
\nTell Steve and Mike i’ts time to go
\nWait outside all night to find
\nTwenty dudes in a conga line<\/p>\n

Too many dicks on the dance floor
\nEast to fix
\nToo many dicks on the dance floor
\nSpread out the dicks<\/p>\n

Too many dudes, with too many dicks
\nToo close to my shit
\nToo hard to meet chicks
\nI need better odds,
\nMore broads, less rods
\nI came to do battle, Scadadle with the Cattle-Prods<\/p>\n

Too many men
\nToo many boys
\nToo many misters
\nNot enough sisters
\nToo much time on few many hands
\nNot enough ladies, too many mans<\/p>\n

Too many dicks
\nToo many dongs
\nToo many shlongs
\nNow sing this song<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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