Austin named hardest-drinking city in US


August 9th, 2008

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Forbes and Austin360

Oh yeah, really, I’m not sure I buy that.  There are way too many stoners and hippies running around to even think about booze.  I’m amazed there isn’t a cloud of pot hovering over the city just from my personal friends.  I guess since the City is only 1 million or 1.5 or so, the number of bars and college students could make numbers work.

But how exactly do you judge “hardest-drinking”, is that what you drink or how much or a hybrid of both?  Is there a point system?  I see people drinking beer and vodka mostly.  I would think a town drinking Car Bombs and Tequila mostly would win the award. Let’s say you drink 15 beers in night, you would get 15 points and if you drank 3 car bombs in one night, you would also get 15 points meaning beers are worth 1 and insane retarded multi combo drinks are worth 5 with tequila coming in at 4 and a red bull and vodka coming in at 2.  I guess I have a new system of how to keep track of how drunk I am.  I’m not as think as you dumb I am……



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